#1 Problem

What is the number one problem facing America's third born children today? According to survey results, closetalking siblings. Closetalking siblings, who apparently are acting out of affection for the third born child, are responsible for scaring the bejeezus out of these babies more than any other single factor in the newborns' lives.

The parents of the baby in the photo above were glad the older siblings were receptive to their new sister and are continuing to allow them to smother her with love even though it results in a lot of arm flailing, shortened naps and sometimes fussing.